Kyousuke Kasuga (KOR): Because one day, no matter how much we wished otherwise, the triangle between the chicken and both sides of the road would have to come to an end...
Miki Koishikawa (Marmalade Boy): The chicken had to decide which side of the road it liked better...
Madoka Ayukawa (KOR): The chicken hasn't crossed the road, but it's infinitely close to the other side of the road.
Ruri Hoshino (Nadesico): The chicken was a baka.
Himeko (Hime-chan's Ribbon): Parallel, parallel... chicken ni... nare.
Kamui (X): Because its destiny was foreordained.
Akito Hayama (Child's Toy): The chicken didn't hate the road.
Gendou Ikari (EVA): The chicken is insignificant. It's the road that
is important to our plans.
PHPN65A@prodigy.com (William Geiger)
"All chickens will be mine!" -Dark Schnider
"I HATE CHICKENS!!!!" -Kijima Toma(Campus Guardess)
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"To complete the mission" Heero Yuy - Gundam Wing
"Because it is weak" Wu Fei - Gundam Wing
"Because it is a worthless colony chicken" Lady Une - Gundam Wing
"Because that foul knave Saotome made it! I shall fell him and free my pig tailed goddess!" Kuno - Ranma 1/2
"It's all Gato's fault! *gnknnk*" Kou - Gundam 0083
"Oh my!" Kasumi - Ranma 1/2 (gets pelted witb Jaffas)
"I don't know... but I want a roast chicken!" Miaka - Fushigi Yuugi
"This chicken thing is so exciting. It gets in your blood or something
I don't know" Roy Fokker - Robotech
"CHHHHIIICCKKKEEENNN" Anyone from Akira
"So the chicken can listen to my song!" Basara - Macross 7
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CARROT (Bakuretsu Hunter):
There's a chick crossing the road? Where? Where?!
MINK (Dragon Half):
To get to the Dick Saucer concert!
DAMARAMU (Dragon Half):
I must have that chicken for my mighty stomach!
It was sent by me to kill that bastard Mizuhara!
CHICHIRI (Fushigi Yuugi):
To get to the other side no da!
TSUTOMU (Marmalade Boy):
Because I challenged it!
MIHOSHI (Tenchi TV):
What's a chicken?
GENMA (Ranma 1/2):
What chicken? *burp*